- When the waves break here don’t be there, or you gonna get drilled. → Turtle to Rick about to surf Pipeline for the first time.
- Scrub it Kook → Local Kid to Rick after getting drilled.
- I can tell your lame by the way you where your shorts. → This one made me laugh, Turtle to Rick.
- Chandler you still have a single fin mentality. → Laird (Lance Burkhardt) to Chandler.
- Local Hui surfer to Rick Hey Haole! Rick Haole to you too! Local He’s so haole he doesn’t even know he’s haole.
- Hey Alex come jump In with us. → Occy says this one, its not so much the line, but how he says it, kind of in a trippy creepy manner.
- Plenty haole surfers, but will blow them away, brah. Whatevas, We go. →Local Hui to Vince (Gerry Lopez) about surfers in the water.
- Wow the Brazilians are back more agro then ever. →Turtle at Halloween party
- Only when the surfs bad, barn-o. Cause when the surfs good, nobody works.
- Hey brah hui chicks, be careful. → Turtle to Rick about trying to squeeze in on a local girl.
- You JOJ?That like FOB → Local Kids vibing Rick at a family Luau.
- Look like flash dancers LA kine. They look all lepo man, they’re not even surfers → Turtle talking abut some advertisement shoot- true then and true today.
- Here on the north shore we treat friends mo betta → Turtle to Rick, he was feeling a little bitter about how things were playing out. Turtle has a point though.
- Were going out for Dawn patrol at sunset. → This is a good one. In the movie it looks about mid day, and the beach is packed when they get there. Dawn patrol?
- Go ahead, go shred. → Chandler to Rick after Rick tells him that the Professor has entered him in the Banzai Pipeline Classic.