1) Did your dad get you into surfing?
Did your dad get you into being a douche?
2) Did Blue Crush get you into surfing?
3) How come you’re wearing a wetsuit and not a bikini?
Because bikinis are completely impractical.
4) Are you worried about getting too ripped? Men don’t like muscly women.
Women don’t like sexist men.
5) Is it hard to surf with boobs?
What?
6) How do you stop your make-up getting smudged?
7) …and your nails getting chipped?
8) …and your hair getting messed up by the sea water?
9) Do women have the stomach for big waves?
Err …
10) Do you worry about sharks when you’re on your period?
