Some products just pop up out of nowhere to grace our lives with genius. The Portable Pizza Pouch from Stupididiotic (fitting name for the manufacturer) holds a slice of America’s favorite Italian food for later: never get off the chairlift or stop late at night again when you’re driving to find tasty waves—’cause you have a piece of tasty pizza around your neck.
The pizza pouch is basically what it says it is: two pieces of plastic with a ziplock seal. And, bonus, the pizza pouch works for gluten free crust, too. No word on whether you need two separate pouches so as not to mix gluten free with the other kind. Apologies to you poor, miserable souls who can’t eat wheat.
This nugget from Stupididiotic.com pretty much sums up its own genius: “Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.”
The Pizza Pouch retails for $9. We’re serious. Not surprisingly, Stupididiotic.com specializes in both “genius and un-genius” products.
